CHRIS: i have this ongoing list in my head
CHRIS: of
CHRIS: "good megaman bosses"
CHRIS: so now i induct "afterbirth man"
KIRBY: or how about man man
KIRBY: or woman man
CHRIS: done
KIRBY: or dude man
CHRIS: it has to be more bizarre such that their level design is amazing
KIRBY: abstract man
CHRIS: symmetry man
CHRIS: also think of "why on earth would that be made into a robot"
KIRBY: like wood man
CHRIS: precisely
KIRBY: paperman
CHRIS: glass man
KIRBY: spikes man
CHRIS: undefeatable
CHRIS: spikes are a robots sole weakness
CHRIS: [and addiction]
KIRBY: paradox man!
CHRIS: his level has snes parallax background scroll
CHRIS: BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS: background moves faster than foreground
KIRBY: head asplode!
KIRBY: what would that even look like
KIRBY: other than wrong
CHRIS: reassemble man
KIRBY: codpiece man
CHRIS: lol:
CHRIS: robot man
KIRBY: haha
CHRIS: that is to say
CHRIS: a robot whose theme is that of robots
KIRBY: yes i love it already
CHRIS: literature man
KIRBY: nonsequitor man
CHRIS: so his armcannon shoots and the projectile comes out of the wall behind you on the other side of screen
KIRBY: exactly - and that made me think of another one
KIRBY: unintuitive man
CHRIS: aha i agree
KIRBY: where the only safe place to stand is directly in the beam of his shot
CHRIS: illogic man
KIRBY: pun man
CHRIS: emotion man
KIRBY: related to estrogen man
CHRIS: biology man
KIRBY: kitten man
CHRIS: so many misleading things in play
CHRIS: biology man is neither bio nor man
CHRIS: just a tin bot who shoots vines
KIRBY: nor logical
CHRIS: ha kitten man
CHRIS: disarms megaman by hacking into cute-overload module
CHRIS: which was installed into all robotys
KIRBY: kawaiiiiii
CHRIS: japanese man
KIRBY: that's insanity
KIRBY: man
CHRIS: mega man
CHRIS: not to be confused with megaman
KIRBY: or even rock man
CHRIS: giga man
KIRBY: what man
CHRIS: inquisitive man
CHRIS: epiphany man
KIRBY: gun man
CHRIS: ha
KIRBY: a robot built out of guns
KIRBY: implausibly
CHRIS: level = smb3 airship
KIRBY: perfection
CHRIS: difficulty man
CHRIS: meat man
KIRBY: bogus man
KIRBY: impossible man
CHRIS: shoots like ikaruga
KIRBY: the only way to beat him is to not play the game
CHRIS: gentle man
CHRIS: no the only way to beat him is to be japanese
CHRIS: from beating japanese man
KIRBY: ha
KIRBY: brilliant
KIRBY: impossible beats paradox
CHRIS: so far so good
KIRBY: which beats biology?
KIRBY: or illogic
CHRIS: human man
KIRBY: alliteration man
CHRIS: im starting to go back and write all these down with the hope of formulating a circle of 8 defeat heirarchy
KIRBY: someday we'll make a game
KIRBY: and get rich
KIRBY: and then also sued by capcom
KIRBY: and in the investigation they'll find out we're in video game cover bands
KIRBY: and be double fucked
CHRIS: just change the name from mega man
CHRIS: to one thousand hombre
KIRBY: millenial guy
CHRIS: so far i have 6 "semi-graduates" -
CHRIS: japanese beats impossible beats paradox
CHRIS: and then robot beats man beats biology
KIRBY: brilliant man
CHRIS: maybe paradox beats illogic
KIRBY: could happen
KIRBY: i want to be culturally insensitive and work in that fat man beats japanese man
CHRIS: fat man or sumo man
KIRBY: or both
CHRIS: ha - business man
KIRBY: man
CHRIS: very rudimentary list in order of guy beats next guy
CHRIS: japanese man, gun man, impossible man, paradox man, fat man, robot man, man man, biology man
KIRBY: wait a minute
KIRBY: paradox should beat robot
CHRIS: hmmmm agree
CHRIS: does not compute
CHRIS: = die
KIRBY: boom
CHRIS: japanese beats gun because tokyo has no violence
CHRIS: robot beats man because that is the fate of humanity
CHRIS: man beats biology before the robot uprising
CHRIS: i remove impossible man from list, also fat man
KIRBY: boo
CHRIS: what would beat a paradox
KIRBY: impossibility
KIRBY: or maybe time travel
CHRIS: i was thinking - enlightenment man
CHRIS: or explanation man
KIRBY: hm
KIRBY: unlikely man
CHRIS: ooh time man
CHRIS: good gravy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz_71veAzzU
KIRBY: so pretty
CHRIS: hah gun man beats target man
CHRIS: target man is all about showing dozens of weak points but only one is correct to hit
CHRIS: AND target man's weapon is a thing that goes into sky and shows distracting targets to absorb enemy fire
CHRIS: ergo -- it absorbs impossible man's ikaruga fire
KIRBY: brilliant
CHRIS: list is nearing completion: japanese man, gun man, target man, impossible man, paradox man, robot man, man man, biology man
CHRIS: does biology man beat japanese man
KIRBY: hm
CHRIS: yes, if you want to be politically incorrect
CHRIS: bio man's weapon shoots out beautiful gardens
CHRIS: which quench's japanese man's spew of small robots
KIRBY: ridiculous