PEOPLE  +  ANIMALS   =   P E O P I M A L S

WELCOME.
HUMANS ARE HETEROPLASMIC.  (THEY ALL HAVE DIFFERENT APPEARANCE.)
SUCH APPEARANCES MAY CONSIST OF STRIKINGLY ACCURATE (YET UNLIKELY) ANIMAL ASSOCIATIONS.
MUCH THANKS GOES TO THE POWER OF SUGGESTION  ---
AS WELL AS THE VERY SPONGE-LIKE AND ORGANIC HUMAN MIND.


[ LATEST OR UPDATED ENTRIES LOCATE TO TOP OF LIST ]
[ LAST UPDATE = 021229|1903 ]


JONATHAN SKULSKI -------- TURTLE [ceilings are too low]
JOE RUSS ---------------- FROG [triangular and sitting very still]
LISA HUFNAGEL ----------- GIRAFFE [lanky but not gangley]
ESTHER MAYNARD ---------- FAERIE [i dont care if its not an animal]
ARIANA PIPIENHUNTER ----- LADYBUG [petite-esque features]
PAT WEIDER -------------- SEAL [mickey mouse style cartoon]
JOHN GAEDDERDT ---------- SHARK [best viewed as sideways/profile]
JON AMADORI ------------- ARMADILLO [intuitively fashioning a gorilla costume]
ERYNN MAYNARD ----------- HORSE [saturated with fantasy and pastel ribbons]
GEOFF DURAN ------------- ORANGOUTANG [being relaxed and limber]
DAVE DELVALLE ----------- ALBATROSS [much less graceful than smaller birds]
JOHN WLOS --------------- OWL [carved out of a larger owl]
PETER HERR -------------- FOX [smaller yet older]
CHRIS FIUME ------------- GECKO [that casually watches other geckos]
JEFFRY LAIDMAN ---------- CARIBOU [moving rapidly in any direction]
MONICA BOYD ------------- PUPPY [whose agile play is lethal to humans]
CHRIS KUROSKI ----------- CHIMPANZEE [baby in vegas with cigar and tuxedo]
BRYAN THURSTON ---------- PRAIRIE DOG [standing on hind legs or skateboarding]
ERICA HOLLANDS ---------- SQUIRREL [reddish fur color]
COREY GRISWOLD ---------- DUCK [wearing a wide necktie]
EILEEN STACHOVIAK ------- DOLPHIN [fluorescent pink and floats in air treadlessly]
HOLLY CWICLINSKI -------- BLUEJAY [alluringly drab and uniform]
BETH HARDIE ------------- CAT [along the lines of siamese]