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I was someone's mother. I was in the kitchen, and also there was the kid who plays Kelso from "That 70's Show." I was bent on seducing him. He was nervous, and understandably so, because I was apparently too old. I decided to pour him a glass of milk. Instead of using a glass, I used a large plastic container. I decided to make this into chocolate milk. I added the chocolate syrup by first putting it into my mouth, and then spitting it into the milk, seductively. He was thoroughly freaked out and did not know what to do.

My mom had done something to AOL Instant Messenger, and as a result, I had the passwords for all of Skulski's old screen names. This made me mad. Using one of his screen names, I typed "fuzy" to him. The word was not exactly intentional. I did not feel like explaining to him why I was on his screen name, so I simply told him "be there Monday." I was referring to the Commuter Lounge at school, so I could explain in person.